Great Moments In Auto-Correct
Have you ever sent a text message without realizing that your phone took liberties with your spelling? Perhaps it changed the word "face" to "facebook" or the word "fuck" to "duck". I want to hear from you.
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A: Kangaroo is such an ass. You watching this?
B: haha, you mean Kanye?
A: LOL yes. My phone did that by itself
What they sent:
A: Can you pick up million on your way home
B: sure. The drawings tonight?
A: What drawing?
B: Lotto
A: Oh. I think so.
What they meant:
A: Can you pick up milk on your way home
B: sure. The drawings tonight?
A: What drawing?
B: Lotto
A: Oh. I think so.
The result:
“B” picked up a Mega Millions lotto ticket.
A: I wish theyd get rid of that loser agenda on entourage
B: what agenda?
A: huh?
B: was that meant for me?
A: lol. yes. I meant agent not agenda. My phone changed the word on its own
My incoming texts get split into two texts when they’re too long.
A: F that. I’ve been cleaning and shit all day.
B: F that? Well fine then, bye.
A: What?
He was saying something along the lines of being tired of partying.
A: How was pourboys last night?
B: awesome. special on heine only $3 a bottom. was there til close
A: Was there a special on boobs too?
B: I dont now what that means ?
A: Never mind
A: I miss you. you coming out?
B: y
A: What time?
B: asap. so bored. just hanging out with the pms
A: tmi
B: no no. the p’s
A: lol
A: thanks alot for breaking my camel last night
B: sorry about that. next time im in iraq ill look at new one’s
A: bastard
A: who sang the 7 inning stretch?
B: Jeremy pivot
A: How was his apt?
B: It was ok. His bathrobe smelled kind of musty.
A: gross. So u saw his bathrobe. u slut
B: BATHROOM. OOPS!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA
A: Did my people masterbate come in the mail?
B: ive been staring at that message for five mins. who masterbated in the mail?
A: wow lol. did my people magazine come?
